Monday, August 26, 2013

WAKE UP!!!!

Seriously, I CANNOT BELIEVE people!  They are just so utterly predictable and oblivious to reality it makes me want to throw gasoline over the whole lot of them and break out the marshmallows. 

How and/or why are we still "shocked," "stunned," or "disturbed" by a female pop star who achieved fame through her sweet, wholesome package ultimately whoring herself out and going for a "bold," "sexy," "daring," whatever new persona?  Seriously, EVERY star of this type has gone this route.  Women HATE being cute.  They HATE being "good girls."  And yet EVERY time one of them goes through this inevitable and highly calculated transformation, the media and popular culture at large invariably has the same reaction.  There's nothing "daring" or "racy" about this type of behavior because everyone (besides me) secretly loves it.  Women love it because it's what they want to do - throwing away their innocence for an image that makes men want to inseminate them, and men love it because they get erections which cause vital blood to leave their brains at the sight of nubile flesh. 

The thing that's particularly funny about these types of events is that they're practiced - the people hosting the event know what's being planned by the performer so it's not like these "shocking" performances came as a surprise to anyone.  Honestly, in this day and age it would be much more shocking if a former teen pop queen decided to do a major event with a live band, no dancers, and wearing a full-length dress than if she came out with feces smeared all over her body and eels hanging out of her anus, and all she did for her performance was deep-throat the microphone repeatedly. 

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