I've said it before, I'll say it again...

I hate the human race.

WAKE UP!!!!

Seriously, I CANNOT BELIEVE people!  They are just so utterly predictable and oblivious to reality it makes me want to throw gasoline over the whole lot of them and break out the marshmallows. 

How and/or why are we still "shocked," "stunned," or "disturbed" by a female pop star who achieved fame through her sweet, wholesome package ultimately whoring herself out and going for a "bold," "sexy," "daring," whatever new persona?  Seriously, EVERY star of this type has gone this route.  Women HATE being cute.  They HATE being "good girls."  And yet EVERY time one of them goes through this inevitable and highly calculated transformation, the media and popular culture at large invariably has the same reaction.  There's nothing "daring" or "racy" about this type of behavior because everyone (besides me) secretly loves it.  Women love it because it's what they want to do - throwing away their innocence for an image that makes men want to inseminate them, and men love it because they get erections which cause vital blood to leave their brains at the sight of nubile flesh. 

The thing that's particularly funny about these types of events is that they're practiced - the people hosting the event know what's being planned by the performer so it's not like these "shocking" performances came as a surprise to anyone.  Honestly, in this day and age it would be much more shocking if a former teen pop queen decided to do a major event with a live band, no dancers, and wearing a full-length dress than if she came out with feces smeared all over her body and eels hanging out of her anus, and all she did for her performance was deep-throat the microphone repeatedly. 

I've said it before, I'll say it again...

blackpeoplemeet.com - because God forbid you have to date some cracker-ass honkey!

This post featuring 85% less offensiveness

In case I've never mentioned it, reason #4592 why being single both sucks and blows: trying to put a pain relief patch (e.g. Salonpas) on one's own back is about as easy as it is exciting.  Pure lameosity.

You're wrong, that's all there is to it, no matter what "it" is.

Why, why, WHY is the life of a child - who contributes absolutely nothing to society - worth more than/more important than other humans?  Is the worth of one's life inversely proportionate to one's age?  "Oh, they could grow up to be the person who cures cancer!"  OR, they could grow up to be an unemployed alcoholic, a rapist, or another worthless breeder who does nothing with their lives but pump out 2.3 more kids.  So why is it more of a tragedy if they get killed than if a 50 year old with priceless life experience, a doctorate, etc. were to meet a similar fate?  I mean, if anything the kid is lucky to die young - they never have to experience a broken heart, having their dreams crushed under the heel of a less intelligent, less considerate individual than themselves, or the brutal reality that their life has the equivalent exchange rate to a new car driven off the lot - as soon as you're born your value begins to plummet.  Awesome.  Whereas the aged individual is more likely to cure cancer as they have likely viewed the problem from countless angles and only have that one left to investigate.  So there you go.  Fuck kids.

Pathetic, utterly PATHETIC!

Seriously, can't you think of ANYTHING else to do with your lives other than have kids?  Worthless, you're all completely worthless, and your kids will be exactly the same, and their kids, etc.  95%+ of humanity is worthless and disposable.  I hope you're all proud of your pathetic, worthless existence.